Heaven's way of ensuring that I would see the humor in most of life's situations was to launch me into the world under unusual circumstances. My mother's water broke with me at the Spike Jones concert at Fair Park in Dallas, Texas on October 25, 1949. I was born breech and dry two days later, an impatient, silent and brooding baby...On the fifth day of my life, a nurse came into my mother's room and said, "Well, she finally cried today." And I've not hushed since. - Jody Seay More

Jody Seay

Author of Novels, Short Stories, Essays and Snotty Letters

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Tickets are now available for BUNKIN' WITH YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE, my ecumenical cowgirl musical! Produced by BroadArts Theatre of Portland, Oregon, performances run January 27 through March 10, 2012. Click here to purchase tickets today! "Full of rambunctious fun, this comedy musical play takes square aim at the sometimes touchy subject of religion and spirituality, as well as homosexuality, equality, and women's rights." Read more and catch a listen here to the title song ... * * * * * * My new book, DEAD IN A DITCH - Growing Up In Texas & Other Near-Death Experiences, is now available! Purchase it from Broadway Books, Koho Pono Publishing or Amazon.com. If you have ever known or been a mother just sure your children would wind up dead in a ditch, then you MUST read Jody Seay's hilarious book about her childhood. Read it even if you think reading will make you go blind. This is the story of an earth daughter raised by an earth mother. The result is a Texas-sized funny book about both." - Liz Carpenter, author, speaker, former Press Secretary in the LBJ Administration * * * * * * Hello, and welcome to my website, JodySeay.com. Just when I thought I'd exploited every avenue of shameless self-promotion, somebody invented the Internet! So, here we go again, another road down which to travel. Thanks for taking the trip with me. It will tell you about some of the things I do, professionally. Hopefully, from that you can glean a little bit about who I am, personally. Like most of us, I am many different things, and I do several different things. The links on this website will take you to the variety of things I do for a living and for fun. Actually, most of the things I do for a living are fun; it's just that some of them pay better than others, so I've learned to categorize all of it as "fun." It keeps me calmer. I will give you a brief explanation of the work I do and maybe a quote or two, some photos, something to keep things interesting. I will also supply contact information, so it will be easy to navigate the site and to track me down. Don't be afraid, stand firm. I won't let you get lost in cyberspace. I've been there before, and it's not fun. So, welcome to JodySeay.com, where the information superhighway dead ends right smack into the Farm-to-Market Road, and we are all the better for it.

Jody Seay P.O. Box 82213 Portland, OR 97282-0213 503.231.1156 office 541.637.6511 cell

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